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In just a few hours, technologically savvy workplaces across the country will grind to a halt as workers tune in to see how Steve Jobs will destroy our bank accounts this time. Just for fun, here are my predictions for today’s “Steve-note” at Apple’s WWDC conference.

iPhone HD Officially Revealed… (Yep!)

…with at least one surprise feature. Yes, I know that we already know what it’s going to look like and a few of its key hardware upgrades (thanks to Gizmodo’s shady reporting which has hilariously landed them on a blacklist from today’s event), but I have a feeling there are a few software related tricks that Apple neglected to mention as part of its iPhone OS 4 reveal a few weeks back. Widgets and a dedicated iChat app for mobile aren’t too far fetched.

As for the hardware, expect the selling points to be a slightly faster chipset (same as the iPad is the rumor), the front-facing camera, some higher quality video recording, and a ridiculously awesome new screen. I’ll eat my shoe if they announce that they’re bringing it to Verizon.

A Reimagined MobileMe Goes Free (Nope!)

In the vein of my previous prediction, part of the software tricks that may be revealed today could be a huge revamp of MobileMe that’s somehow tied to the iPhone/iPad ecosystem. It has been way too quiet on the MobileMe front for a while now, so this seems plausible. There have also been a lot of rumors over the last year that Apple has been buying a ton of server space, but that could be related to my next prediction.

iTunes.com Shakes Things Up (Nope!)

So, Apple recently purchased lala.com (a surprisingly awesome music streaming site), only to shut its doors to the world late last week. They may wait until their iPod announcements in the Fall, but some sort of cloud-based iTunes service has got to be coming at some point. Maybe today?

AppleTV Revamp is Coming, But Not Today (Nope, but expect that gyroscope to help the iPhone control it!)

Speaking of cloud-based, one of the big rumors floating around right now is the revamp of the AppleTV product into a cheap cloud-based streaming machine, complete with an App Store to call its own. Although this is probably pretty likely (especially considering Google’s aggression in this arena over the last few weeks), I think it’s doubtful that they’ll try to cram an announcement like this in today.

Bing is Given a Few Shout-outs (Yep!)

With Apple and Google going through their increasingly messy break-up, don’t be surprised to see Apple on the rebound with some optional integration with Bing into some of their products. In my opinion, Apple and Microsoft are going to need to buddy up if they want to keep Google in check over the next few years. Plus, Bing is actually pretty nice in some respects, so it’s a win all around.

Mac OS X Only Given a Passing Mention (Yep!)

With the iPhone/iPad ecosystem and their App Store’s dominating Apple’s profit margins, I sincerely doubt we’ll see more than a passing mention of the full OS X operating system at this year’s WWDC (despite this being a developer’s conference). The App Store is just too lucrative for all parties involved, and I know many developers just aren’t “wasting time” these days developing normal apps any more. Although I’d love to see a peek of OS 10.7 or hear some news about how they’re ramping up their security in the OS, I’m not holding my breath.

So, those are my predictions for the day (and yes, I realize many of them aren’t completely original, but this is how I think things will shake out). Have any of your own you would like to add? Add them in the comments below.